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Super
Sex Bombs
Saving the world |
The Sex
Bomb Girls rose to superstardom in an explosive fashion.
In just a short while, the Eat Bulaga dancers who cheer
contestants in the noon-time show's Laban o Bawi contest
became a household name and recording artists of BMG Records
and Universal Records. People all over the Philippines,
young and old alike, male and female (including the Balikbayan
bunch), go ga-ga over these 14 pretty little ladies and
follow them wherever they go.
Much had been said about the Sex Bomb Girls: their vital
statistics, cellphone and home numbers, favorite color,
the shampoo they use and every nook and cranny of their
personal life. But unknown to fans, the Sex Bomb Girls
can do more than just sing, dance and act. In this time
of crimes, they would like to champion good against evil
so we will all have a peaceful society to live in.
Balikbayan spies Windsor John Genova and Jun Garcia explored
the superhero in each of the 14 Sex Bomb beauties and
how they would use their imaginary superpowers in saving
mankind from the scums of the universe. |
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As the Filipino people are tensely glued to their TV sets
wondering if the number 1 or 0 will appear on the cardboard
being pulled by Eat Bulaga host Vic Sotto from a row of
boxes, Sex Bomb Girl Rochelle Pangilinan sensed something
evil somewhere in the Middle Eastern desert. In her mind,
she sees a bearded man in white robe and headdress ordering
his bemoustached men, who looks exactly like him, to start
launching nuclear missiles pointed to major cities of
the world. |
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Sex
Bomb #1
Rochelle
Pangilinan
20 years old
Superhero: Astroboy
Powers: flying, breathe in outer space, psychic |
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Rochelle quickly
transforms into Astrogirl unnoticed by televiewers. She
soars high to heaven in split-second. Upon reaching outer
space, she floats in zero-gravity while her eyes roam
the surface of the earth. Her vision focuses on a desert
location where the missiles stood. Then she dives to the
spot and lands there instantly catching the missile men
by surprise.
"Manu-mano tayo," the Astrogirl dares their
leader. Underestimating the Sex Bomb's power, he obliges.
The next thing he knows, he was knocked down to the ground
by the girl's swift blows. His men, then runs after her.
But before they could lay their hands on her, two Sex
Bomb girls pop out from under the sands. |
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Sex
Bomb #2
Florentina
"Weng" Ibarra
19 years old
Superhero: A Charlie's Angel
Powers: spying, painful pinch |
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Sex
Bomb #3
Eikaliz
P. Bermudez
19 years old
Superhero: Tomb Raider
Powers: firing guns while tumbling |
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The Angel starts
pinching the men into submission. Then she shouts: "Magbabago
na ba kayo?!" The men nod as they cringe in pain.
The Raider rolls over and over while firing her two triple-barreled
handguns. She hits all her targets and the remaining men
kneels in surrender.
When the gun smoke cleared, only the three Sex Bomb girls
remain standing. Astrogirl thanks the two for helping
her. They destroy the nuclear missiles.
In Cavite, the little lady president is looking at the
body of a slain kidnapper as photographers take her picture.
Everyone is busy talking to the president so no one notices
that the kidnapper is still alive. He pulls out a pen
gun and aims at the unsuspecting president. He pulls the
trigger but before the bullet can pierce the target's
heart, it slams to the bullet-proof body armor of Robo-Jopay.
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Sex
Bomb #4
Diofanny
"Jopay" Paguia
19 years old
Superhero: Robocop
Powers: Bullet-proof body armor |
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The assassination
attempt is foiled. The kidnapper dies for good in utter
frustration. Everyone is shocked. In gratitude, the little
president offers Robo-Jopay a job as her personal bodyguard.
"Ipagtatanggol kita. Pag binaril ka, ako ang haharap.
Tignan ko lang kung kakayanin nila ang tigas ko. Bakal
yata to-its," the Sex Bomb girl exclaims.
Nearby, five men are robbing a bank. The policemen, who
are stationed just 30 meters away from the crime scene,
do not notice anything wrong as they watch the Philippine-China
Busan Games basketball match on TV. But fortunately, Supergirl
Johlan is passing by. |
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Sex
Bomb #5
Johlan
Veluz
17 years old
Superhero: Supergirl
Powers: steel-strength body, flying, power punch,
x-ray vision |
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Supergirl Johlan,
who has the ability to be wherever robbers and holduppers
are, sees through the wall of the bank and comes to the
hold-up scene at once. She beats the robbers black and
blue, then turns them over to the police.
The sky turns dark and lightning strikes accompanied by
loud thunders. It's the sign of the Sandy Storm coming. |
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Sex
Bomb #6
Sandy
Tolentino
19 years old
Superhero: Storm (X-men)
Powers: lightning and storm |
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Sex Bomb Sandy
turns up in a street of Tondo, where people are running
away from a bolo-wielding man running in amok. She unleashed
lightning from her hands and it strikes the bolo of the
amok. The bolo blade obliterates from his hand. He sees
Storm and charges to her in rage. With another flick of
her fingers, rain wets the ground and he slips. He tries
to stand up but a strong wind blows him away and knocks
him down. The rattled amok is then taken away by barangay
tanod.
It is not yet over for Sandy Storm. He sees a man peeing
on a wall. She summons a loud thunder that frightens the
man and interrupts his urination. He leaves in shame.
A car with a drunk driver on the wheel speeds towards
Storm. But strong wind stops the car on its track. The
driver is taken away by barangay tanod.
At the pier, several men load smuggled goods from a trailer
van into a truck. Then they hear a whistle and a lady
in pink approaches them. |
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Sex
Bomb #7
Cherryl
"Che-Che" Tolentino
17 years old
Superhero: Pink Five (Bioman)
Powers: karate chops with feelings
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Pink Bio-Che-Che,
Sandy Storm's sister, gives them karate chops with feelings
and they fall down one by one.
"Uubusin ko lahat ng mga smugglers!" she warns
the fallen men before leaving. Customs police arrives
at the scene and arrests the smugglers.
Inside a VIP room of a videoke bar, a commission-er and
tong-ressman are talking. The corrupt government official
hands over a brief case loaded with a million peso to
the politician. He says the money is his share for approving
a public road project to a private contractor that also
earned him a fat commission. Suddenly, another Angel of
Charlie barges in accompanied by policemen. |
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Sex
Bomb #8
Maryknoll
"Mae" Acosta
19 years old
Superhero: A Charlie's Angel
Powers: solves crime and conspiracy in government
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| The Angel declares
the two under arrest for plunder. The policemen then whisks
them away. Two sexy ladies are
walking in a dark alley when two men each poked a knife
at them. They tell them to undress. Calmly, the ladies
start to undress. Seconds later, the night is shattered
by a scream. The scream of one of the rapists in pain...
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Sex
Bomb #9
Mia
Vel Pangyarihan
19 years old
Superhero: Catwoman
Powers: long and sharp fingernails |
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The lady turns
out to be Catwoman Mia. She just clawed her attacker in
the face and groin.
The other rapist is blown up and crashes to the ground. |
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Sex
Bomb #10
Monina
"Monique" Icban
18 years old
Superhero: Chun Li (Street Fighter)
Powers: fireball, fast kicks |
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Street Fighter
Monique just unleashed a 'Hareyuken' or fireball from
her hands that hit her attacker right on the spot where
it hurts most. As the rapist grimaces in pain, the Sexbomb
tells him, "Kayong mga manyakis dyan, kung ayaw nyong
mabasag ang hindi dapat mabasag eh tumino na kayo. Baka
ma-Hareyuken kayo ng hindi oras."
The nocturnal barangay tanod, comes to the scene and takes
the rapist to the police station.
In a bus terminal, a knife-wielding man suddenly takes
a boy hostage. The passengers are shocked and the security
guards are caught by surprise. They don't know what to
do and how to rescue the child from the hostager. The
hostager, nervous and with his back on the wall, demands
that he be taken to Mindanao via a free bus ride. Else,
he will do something nasty.
To his horror, a hand grabbed his hair from nowhere. |
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Sex
Bomb #11
Jacqueline
"Jackie" Rivas
17 years old
Superhero: Spiderman
Powers: attach and crawl on walls, quick reflex |
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Spider Jackie
is attached to the wall above the hostager as she pulls
his hair. Frightened by the wall-crawler, the man lets
loose his hostage and drops the knife. The security guards
and policemen pounce on the man and overpower him.
A drug pusher is selling a kilo of shabu to a buyer in
a dark alley of a slum area. As soon as the pack of shabu
and thousands of pesos change hands, a lady shouts at
them, "Walang kikilos!" |
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Sex
Bomb #12
Mary
Grace Nera
17 years old
Superhero: Wonderwoman
Powers: magic lasso, bullet proof wrist bands,
quick reflex |
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The two men
fire their guns at Wonderwoman Mary. She deflects the
bullets with her trademark wristbands. With their guns
ineffective, the men flee. The Sex Bomb hurls her magic
lasso and caught the drug dealers. Then she pulls the
two men down.
A man pours gasoline to a house and lights it on fire.
He quickly runs away as the fire quickly engulfs the house.
People panic and call for help. A girl rushes to their
rescue. |
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Sex
Bomb #13
Yvette
Pabala
18 years old
Superhero: Sakura
Powers: magical playing cards |
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| Sex Bomb Sakura
raises her hands and out comes a card and a wand. She
holds the wand and hits the flying card with it. As she
does this, she calls out loud the name Prince of Water.
A flash of light temporarily blinds the people and the
Prince of Water comes out of the card. The Prince of Water
releases a jet of water from his hands towards the direction
of the house on fire. The fire is instantly extinguished.
Three men break into a house
and started stealing a component, TV set and a computer
set. As they were about to leave, a lady opens the main
door and confronts them.
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Sex
Bomb #14
Charizza
"Izzy" Tirazona
20 years old
Superhero: Darna
Powers: flying, carry heavy weights |
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| The three burglars
lay down their loots and attack Darna Izzy with knives.
But the Sex Bomb girl quickly parries their stabs and
disarms them. Then she grabs them by the collar and flies
out of the house. Once on air, she drops them to the ground
knocking them unconscious. "Spy
on me baby use a satellite, infrared me through the
night. Ready, aim, fire! Shoot me right. I'm gonna like
the way you fight...Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb. You're my Sex
Bomb..."
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THE END
The characters portrayed in
the story above are fictional. Any resemblance to real
people is purely coincidental. - Ed |
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| Angelica
Jones is RP’s Britney Spears. Owss?! |
Would you agree
na ang beautiful singer-actress na si Angelica Jones ang
Britney Spears ng Pilipinas? See for yourself na lang
if she really can duplicate Britney’s “Baby
One More Time” and “Crazy” sa kanyang
concert this month sa Las Vegas at sa Tokyo on December.
Angelica has been doing local and international concerts
performing song and dance numbers like the famous British
pop artist. She also guests in different TV programs.
She turned down offers to do bold movies saying that she
is happy and satisfied with her singing career and she
wants to maintain her wholesome image.
According to her mom-manager Beth Jones, Angelica has
improved a lot in acting, singing and dancing, and even
events hosting. “Gustong-gusto siya ng mga direktor
ngayon kase laging take-one lang siya,” says the
proud mom. Sige na nga!!! |
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| Ivy
Violan vs. Jackielou Blanco in bodybuilding war |
Singer Ivy
Violan is concentrating more on dumbbells than microphones
as she prepares to battle actress Jackielou Blanco in
the Slimmer’s World Fitness Competition on December.
Jackielou’s trainer Christine Yu is also Ivy’s
trainer.
Ivy won a bench press competition back in 1998 at the
Gold gym, where she started physical fitness for health
reasons. Motivated by Jackielou’s success, she now
wants to try it all again and excel in bodybuilding.
Ivy said that getting into this kind of activity requires
a lot of mental and physical discipline. But with Jackie
as her companion-competitor doesn’t bother her much.
She’s very much in good shape and she knows her
limitation and capacity as well. If she was able to win
singing competitions abroad because of hard work and dedication,
who knows what she can get in this field this time? Good
luck! |
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| Going
to Graceland |
Want to go
to Graceland, the house-museum of Rock and Roll King Elvis
Presley in Memphis, Tennessee? Well, wear that trademark
Elvis cape and blue suede shoes, sport a sideburn and
sing any of the King’s hits with matching knee-shakes
and presto! You’re off to that nostalgic tourist
attraction in the US. That’s what 45-year-old Union
Cement purchasing manager Albert “Boy Elvis”
Sanchez did on the Discovery Travel & Adventure Channel
Elvis Presley Look-Alike & Sing-Alike of the Philippines
contest held at the Dish resto in Rockwell Mall last Aug.
16, the 25th death anniversary of the singing legend.
Boy Elvis caught the jampacked crowd’s heart with
his costume, rendition of “Polk Salad Annie”
and showmanship to win first prize: the Graceland trip
plus P10,000 pocket money.
John Sandoval, 31, of Mandaluyong City won second prize
of P8,000 with his “Hound Dog” while Richie
Barangan, 26, of Paranaque City, landed third place and
P5,000 cash with his “American Trilogy.” Nine
other contestants showed their talents in the finals.
Indeed, Elvis is alive and singing! |
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| Fil-Ams
help Musikerong Bumbong |
| Bulaceños,
particularly members of Musikerong Kawayan ng Hagonoy,
are grateful to their kababayan in the USA and the Samahang
Hagonoy in Southern California. Bulacan couple Cesar and
Letty Reyes, who own L & C’s Tours, sponsored
a Las Vegas tour for the young musicians of Musikerong
Bumbong to promote the musical talents and ingenuity of
Filipinos. Proceeds of the tour were also given to the
unique musical group so it can continue its bamboo music
tradition. E Fil-Am group Katipunan-USA and Jose “Paddy”
M. Padilla Jr., an active leader of the Samahang Hagonoy,
also helped the young children complete their musical
instruments made from bamboo. |
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